hippade

The sound your stomach makes when its hungry or when you have to go. (just any time your stomach makes a noise)

**gurglegurglegurgle** "oh man, was that you?" "yeah, my stomach just made a hippade"

by why does everyone have my name? December 17, 2007

Hiope

Hiope is the new and edgy way to say the ancient word "hope"

It can be pronounced 2 ways: (Hee-ope) and (High-ope)

The former pronunciation is more formal while the latter pronunciation is for a more casual crowd.

Hiope is fun to say/write/type/think about/troll with/flame with/masturbate too/anything at all.

As an addictive substance, hiope is very easy to distribute to other people. Legal in all 50 states (for now) all you have to do is get one buddy, find a chat forum, one start a topic saying hiope in the title, the second one continue the topic with hiope and the seed has been planted.

I hiope one day hiope will be a universal term

AgentSpoon - I hiope ES: Skyrim is a good game
rivve - I hiope so too
Sidewinder_GD - Man I hiope

by Sidewinder_GD June 22, 2011

shit happens

A phrase that was originally created in the movie "Gump". Oddly enough, it can be modified to represent almost every religion and religional sect's main message.

Taoism: Shit Happens.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.

Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?

Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.

Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.

7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.

Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.

Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?

Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.

Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.

Paganism: Each shit has its own name.

Atheism: Bullshit!

by supergub August 8, 2009

shit happens

Jehovah's Witness view of Shit Happens: "Shit has been prophesied and is imminent! Only the righteous shall survive it happening!"

Gaze thine sallow orbs upon the definition inscribed above, young acolyte, and observe how the Striped Erzulie can turn "see above" into more than 20 words through the wonders of bullshit.

by The Striped Erzulie September 20, 2005

Happenstance

Some thing that happens I.e event/plan

That happenstance was unusal

by Patrick Awexome July 21, 2006

fag happens

Similar to "shit happens" when something's full of shit. You say fag happens when you're surrounded by total fags.

oh well, fuck it, fag happens!

by nonamed June 15, 2007

what had happened was

explination of dire circumstances; to really get your point across

Sharon:You hooked up with him?
Lani:See, what happened was...

by Sarah January 17, 2004