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Vertical Helicopter

When a girl is hung by her ankles to the ceiling, you spin her around, then the tension makes her spin while she sucks your dick.

A female Russian cosmonaut (with daddy issues) is preferable due to their high-g training. NASA doesn't spin their astronauts anymore so that won't work. If she throws up, bonus lube, and if she uses teeth, bonus religious conversion.
Katya came over last night and gave me a vertical helicopter. Now I'm Jewish.
by aBoogieWithDaddyIssues April 3, 2020
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Helicopter

1. A rotary wing aircraft, 2. An African bird that is black and red striped
I just saw a helicopter fly by
by Colter jean July 6, 2023
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Indiana Helicopter

A woman goes down doggy-style, asshole facing the ceiling. Her man then inserts his penis and pushes his hands in circles on the ground to spin in circles until he ejaculates and vomits (at the same time or the move is invalid). He must then shout, "Fuel leakage, mayday mayday!!!" before collapsing in the vomit, ending the Indiana Helicopter.
Brah: Is there ANYTHING to do in Indiana? It's all cornfields.
Dude: We invented the Indiana Helicopter. It's a sex thing.
Brah: What the fuck is that and how bored do you need to be.
Dudette: Funny story actually...
by fartenpoopen October 7, 2025
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Helicopter Dick

1.Dork Guy who is always bugging you to go out or have sex with him. 2. Boss who is always micro-managing u. 3. Sexual harrassment by a boss.
What a Helicopter Dick! I have have to shake that guy off my leg daily. He is always pressing his sac into my back!
by CheriBom December 7, 2017
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Attack Helicopter

A joke gender that no one cares about, and if you use it, you're jewish
A: I identify as an attack Helicopter
B: Get a life
by bruh.2365839573 September 13, 2022
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