Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.

“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”

by Brobituary August 6, 2025

ass hag

a very bitchy and annoying old man or woman

Old lady: You guys dress so demonic! See back in my-
Jaxx: Shut up, you ass hag.

by finnisstupid December 20, 2023

Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.

Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Jet hag

a old lady who travels using a jet pack

IS that a jet hag in the air

by dragster for life September 12, 2016

Lad Hag

A women who chooses to socialise primarily with men including traditionally male only events.

Hey, whats with the women at the stag party, they are real Lad Hags if you ask me.

by Hpatps January 19, 2024

Hag

some fat bitch who has exceptionally low mental standards whos house smells like shit and has the fashion sense of my 80-year-old grandma who lives on a farm

what a fat hag

by #Cando September 2, 2020

schoolyard hag

A name ultra-conservative talk radio personality Michael Savage gave to Ann Coulter in one of his rants about her. Although there is no formal definition for this word and the only reference we have of it being used is from Michael Savage, we can infer that it is derogatory and unflattering. So even if we don't know the precise meaning of the word, at least we know that Ann Coulter best fits the description of a schoolyard hag.

Look at that post-operative transvestite schoolyard hag dressed as a conservative in order to pedal books that pander to her right-wing friends.

by Serao July 13, 2010