greasy nooblet

(N)
a young noob who is immature about a game he has had for a while yet still sucks at it. They are usually overweight and have very annoying high pitched voices. They believe they are the rulers of the game even though they actually just suck. They cover this up by insulting and complaining to the better people on xbox live.

" Shut up your just a greasy nooblet, go find some friends and lose some weight."

greasy nooblet by d'naal2 December 30, 2009

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greasy cheeseburger

Unspecific but somewhat depraved sexual act that should help distract from a Saturday morning hangover. Like a real cheeseburger, it's better with some bacon.

Guy_Howdy said:
@lucyspet You are a pro, baby. You need a greasy cheeseburger like nobody's business.

JuarezAfterDark said:
@Guy_Howdy I'd love to give @lucyspet a greasy cheeseburger. #euphemism

greasy cheeseburger by JuarezAfterDark October 11, 2010

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Greasy Trombone

adj. The act of giving a rim job to a male partner while masturbating him at the exact same time. Often, the most comfortable way of doing this is while the male is on his hands and knees.

Tina gave Aaron a Greasy Trombone last night in the bathroom on the floor.

Greasy Trombone by The White Phantom June 29, 2011