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God

Basically shows those who have faith from those who are too thickheaded to think outside the box.
Contrary to what you believe, more people believe in some kind of higher being than not.
Bill: Do you believe in God?
Jack: No, why should I? Ive never met him after all.
Bill: Have some dam faith
by Alex Kohl September 25, 2005
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God

God is bigger than The Beatles.
by jules tomato September 13, 2009
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God

The one thing that keeps me from killing everybody. Also the creator of the universe.
Glory to God, I'm alive.
by Happydude August 28, 2005
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God

The ultimate and ONLY party planner. The Omnipotent creater of the universe. The "Star" of the hit novel, "The Bible". He may be a "being", or some sort of "explosive energy" that started the ball rolling in this creation experience that we are all going through. Good or bad, SOMETHING started the spark. Call it God or whatever. He continues to "create" on a daily basis, or else nothing would exist. It is said "Man plans and God laughs". The "energy" or "force" behind the forces of the world: earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes, hurricanes, tornados, etc.
It is said, "Man plans and God laughs". I planned a big party in my back yard with a band and catered food. The day of the party it rained and stormed, so the party had to be cancelled. I guess God had other plans for me that day!
by annieoakley April 22, 2010
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God

The being that created you, me and everything on this earth (no matter how much you deny it)and is going to put all the dumbasses that made up a bunch of crap about him burn in hell forever, which i'm sure is fun to see.
God is the greatest.
by Valerie November 24, 2004
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God

Simply, the engergy that you feel within you and around you when you find yourself at peace. The energy that holds the protons, neutrons and electrons in consistant orbit. The energy that keeps the earth in orbit. Also called gravity or magnetism. God is not a person, place or thing. God is pure simplicity. God is so uncomplicated that there are people that make God complicated just so they can grasp the concept. God has nothing to so with organized religion. God is the sound you hear when you listen to your own breathing. God is the energy in yourself that you feel for the first person you think of when you have a power outage. God is the energy within you that you feel towards the person (people) you list as your beneficiary. The intricacy of a snowflake, flower or even your own iris. Or perhaps the pleasance of an unexpected smile. The candle in the window that you know is lit for you. When you feel safe, you are feeling God. No judgments. No fear. No persecution. Unconditional appreciation for your individual life force, no matter how insignificant you think it may be. Everyone defines the word "love" differently, so that is why I have refrained from using that word in this definition.
The movie called "What the *!&# Do We Know?" explains the definition of God better than I ever could.
www.whatthebleep.com
by MrsMinx January 19, 2005
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God

the one and only Savior who came and died for EVERYONE and rose again on the third day and is the only way we can get to Heaven.
God, Jesus, and Holy Spirit
by TexasBlondChick February 28, 2009
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