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gerbert johnson

professional scam artist; your typical masculinity coach
synonyms: hamza, Andrew tate
by factspeakee April 5, 2023
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gerb

A skater type person, donning oval shaped skating shoes. Usually also wearing cargo shorts that come to the bottom of the knee, and an excessively graphic graphic tee that tends to draw your sight from the peripheral, only to rape your senses once you've focused on it.

gerbs are also known to own many assortments of graphic flat-brimmed hats, usually having one to match each of their excessively graphic tee shirts. they tend to have some piercing, either the eyebrow or small gauges.

the gerb's hobbies are usually transfixed on skate-type hobbies, either some sort of skating or often times "tagging" the areas just like they learned from tony hawk underground video game series.

gerbs smoke (and will attempt to sell you) a distinct strain of low quality marijuana called "gerb weed" which will immediately make you pass out and wake up with no energy. gerbs should be avoided at all cost, they are a total and utter waste.
the new guy that moved in down the hall is a total gerb. Not only does he stink up the whole hall doing his shitty "tag-art" with all those spraypaints, but i hear him clunking around in those obnoxious skate shoes all damn day. fucking gerb
by gerby gerb gerb November 9, 2012
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gerbil jammin

the act of utilizing a frozen gerbil up the anus for sexual pleasures
there is no way that i can sit for eight hours at work after this long weekend of gerbil jammin...........im gonna have to call in sick
by ducky quack January 17, 2010
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Gerber

An incidental erection caused by looking at a young teenage girl.
Miley Cyrus' latest video gave me a gerber.
by kilzhot September 22, 2009
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Gerber

A "Gerber" is a baby food jar filled with cat urine and allowed to age until semi-solid, and then typically hurled at ones enemies, or enemies of ones friends, or sadly , at people with whom one wishes to create an antagonistic relationship.

Cat's do not emit much urine, so to fill a baby food jar with their urine is a clear indicator of the level of ennui of the hurler...
At the meeting, I knew I was gonna be fired so I reached into my bag, pulled out a gerber and chucked it as hard as I could at the back of her head.
by unfriend January 11, 2009
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Gerber

(adj.) a word used to describe someone who looks or acts like a baby, or is just completely retarded
Shawn C is looking pretty gerber today.
by Shorty1296 July 13, 2011
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Gerb

Another term for Dip or Smokeless Tobacco. Can be used as either a noun or a verb.
- Hey Mike, let me get a gerb!

-Wow man, youve been gerbing all day.
by kirk216370246b February 22, 2010
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