Person at club: Yo, did you see that girl over there with the orange top?
Other person at club: Oh, you mean the chick with the guidoflage? Yeah, she's like the invisible woman.
Other person at club: Oh, you mean the chick with the guidoflage? Yeah, she's like the invisible woman.
by Gopher D'Gusto January 10, 2011
Get the Guidoflage mug.When, after letting a friend down, a person keeps a low profile to avoid the guilt, shame and inevitable abuse
Dude1: You heard from Dave lately?
Dude2: No, he's in guilt hibernation after bailing out of the Primitives gig at the last minute
Dude2: No, he's in guilt hibernation after bailing out of the Primitives gig at the last minute
by bribeasy April 29, 2011
Get the guilt hibernation mug.When your alcoholic father goes on a inebriated rage and the next day he feels guilty and buys you something of great value.
One night:
Your dad: "IM GONNA KILL YOU!"
You: "NO DADDY NO!"
The next day:
Your dad: "Hey im sorry about last night champ, guess what? Were going to go to Disney World!"
You: "Dad, this is just another Guilt Gift..."
Your dad: "IM GONNA KILL YOU!"
You: "NO DADDY NO!"
The next day:
Your dad: "Hey im sorry about last night champ, guess what? Were going to go to Disney World!"
You: "Dad, this is just another Guilt Gift..."
by Ryuk-kun-x3 May 11, 2011
Get the Guilt Gift mug.Social media memes, emails, or status updates that propagate themselves by making one feel guilty about not reposting, forwarding, or sharing. Usually involves a sensitive and emotionally charged topic such as abortion or animal abuse. Guilt spam has no real purpose, gives no useful information, and is not humorous except in an ironic way, yet will appear multiple times on your Facebook newsfeed due to pressure to share the status or meme, thus falling into the category of spam.
"Like and share this picture if you are against abortion. If not, keep scrolling."
"Repost this if you support cancer research. I know which of my friends will share, and who will keep scrolling."
To use in a sentence: "I'm going to start blocking people who send me guilt spam. Of course I support cancer research, but I'm not going to repost this picture just because you are trying to make me feel guilty."
"Repost this if you support cancer research. I know which of my friends will share, and who will keep scrolling."
To use in a sentence: "I'm going to start blocking people who send me guilt spam. Of course I support cancer research, but I'm not going to repost this picture just because you are trying to make me feel guilty."
by TwilightZone January 14, 2013
Get the Guilt Spam mug.The act of tilting ones phone away from prying eyes while looking at porn, fat girls, or various other types of embarrassing content.
by KAALBEE June 24, 2016
Get the Guilt tilt mug.A guinner is a cute baby guinea pig. But guinners could also be full grown guinea pigs, kind of like how a dog can be a pupper.
Most guinners tend to be fat fucks and that's what makes the so god damn adorable. They also are good at attracting ladies.
Most guinners tend to be fat fucks and that's what makes the so god damn adorable. They also are good at attracting ladies.
Female: "Wow what a cute guinner you have there!"
Male: "Thanks, would you like to pet him and maybe go out to dinner sometime?"
Male: "Thanks, would you like to pet him and maybe go out to dinner sometime?"
by t3chn0bab3 October 18, 2017
Get the Guinner mug.After cheating on her man she went home to him and started guiltswallowing his dick till he ran out of jizz and passed out.
by Frozenotoku January 9, 2018
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