New Found Glory

Particularly whiny breed of pop-punk losers.
A big hit with the teenyboppers

What is this crap?
New Found Glory

by Hater November 29, 2003

mormon glory

an intense segment of anal sex for an extended amount of time without withdrawal

man im all sore i had mormon glory for hours my balls are dry

by Bob Mcfish June 5, 2007

New Found Glory

A really crappy, whiny ass poser band that mostly stupid preppy girls listen to.

Fuck off new found glory. you guys are shit fuck piss wankers.

by FlyEvolution January 6, 2005

new found glory

horrible band. no talent. crappy singer. all around a horrible band. dont listen to those wannabe punks. they suck. www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels.

new found glory completely eats the nuts off of me

by aaron and pat April 17, 2005

Edge of Glory

Lady Gaga's penis

I'm on the edge of glory~

by AgonMcDouche November 15, 2011

old glory

A bitch that is so ugly that you have to wrap a flag around her head and do her for your country

That chic is an old glory.

by sedrikk July 21, 2005

what's the story morning glory?

a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over

hey, what's the story morning glory?

by madferit March 14, 2003