The Grand Finale

When you put pop rocks in the tip of the condom so when you finish its like the grand finale on the 4th of july on yo dick!

Girl: why do you have pop rocks with you condoms?
NiggaDude: thats just for the grand finale girl
Girl: grand finale?
NiggaDude: yeah girl when im done im gonna make your pussy feel like the forth of july.

by Swuan January 13, 2009

Grand Slam Blow Job

When a female rotates in a counter-clockwise motion around a group of four guys and gives them head in a way resembling someone circling the bases after a home run.

"Yo Man, me and my 3 buddies just got the ill grand slam blow job last night from this chick last night; she really circled the bases with authority."

by G-Schwartz October 2, 2007

Grand Central

An anomaly to me. It doesn't make sense. It is the largest train station in the world. It's one of the most gorgeous pieces of architect work and artwork in American history. It is a piece of art to walk through there. Yet it is only served by Metro-North Commuter Rail Road, the second largest commuter railroad in the nation. The first, Long Island Railroad, and not far behind New Jersey Transit, AND Amtrak ALL THREE operate out of Penn Station, a tiny basement under Madison Square Garden. Half of the tracks at Grand Central are empty. Why Amtrak was taken out of Grand Central is beyond me. The only reason Long Island Railroad and NJT aren't in there is because all tracks point north.

Grand Central has Metro-North Commuter Railroad, Subways (4)(5)(6)(7)(S), and lots and lots of shopping and food courts.

by Jon June 18, 2004

gerand

A cool colleague at work

Scott the new writer immediately sensed who the gerands in his office were.

by Olypub May 29, 2007

Grand Theft Anus

The capture of another creature's anus, usually contained and held for ransom.

Dude that guy just got convicted of Grand Theft Anus

by GetItDone69 July 9, 2011

Grand Prix Week

The week of drunkenness filled with parties all day and night at Purdue University leading up to the Grand Prix.

“I really should go to classes but screw it it’s Grand Prix week”
*proceeds go get slammed at 10am*

by Tayinboots April 8, 2019

grand triangle

A sexual position involving three people, preferably one male and two females. The male lies down while one of the cunts rides his cock and the other buries her vag in the guy's mouth. While doing this, the two cunts face each other and make out, thereby causing a grand triangle.

Derek: Did you hear Eric and those two sluts from Downtown Brew did a grand triangle last night?
Jamie: What's that?
Derek: It's comparable in awesomeness to that time me and him a-teamed you

by My nigga bovice! January 3, 2008