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Funktuation

Ending a question or statement with an appropriate fart.
Funktuation would be a stinky, noisy fart at the end of the statement “I brought you a surprise” <farts>.
by CleverGrrrrl November 25, 2024
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Finot

I think finot deb.. is a very specific female who learns in Ethiopia. She is phenomenal at football and very funny. If you ever find a finot, keep her.
I saw a finot today
by YAFENDASH December 21, 2024
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Finot

FINOT D.. IS A GIRL WHO LIKELY LIVES IN ETHIOPIA. SHES FUNNY AND SPEAKS IN AN AMHARIC ACCENT SOMETIMES. SHE LOVES FOOTBALL. SHE HAS A FUNNY FREIND WHOS NAMES START WITH H AND D.
I was a finot at football today.
by YAFENDASH December 21, 2024
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funominal

Jack Benny's hilarious "your money or your life" verbal exchange was funominal as far as famously bringing down da house.
by QuacksO December 26, 2024
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funomenon

An unusual condition or occurrence dat's good for huge laughs.
When one of Jack Benny's script-writers told his colleague dat he was "thinking it over" regarding what Jack should say next in response to da episode's last-composed line, "Your money or your life", he'd had no idea what a funomenon of "solid gold" comedy-material he had just uttered.
by QuacksO January 13, 2025
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FunctionHead

Adjectif

An individual who is often seen or visit a function frequently. Usually, the individual is seen at the school function where they have fun (in the washroom, i.e tooch, vape, e-cig, drug, etc). Thus, they get the adjectif function head for themselves.
See you in the washroom at the function, Rank 1 FunctionHead!
by Yeh ya February 28, 2025
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Functional Lunatic

Part of Speech: Noun

Definition:
A person who appears to function normally in society — holds a job, pays bills, goes to brunch — but operates with a premium-grade level of madness just beneath the surface.
Not hospitalized, not diagnosed — just vibing through life with controlled chaos.

These individuals are often charming, productive, and even inspiring... until you witness them whispering to the kettle or laughing at a traffic light.

Origin:
Coined by Onala Fatoba, Lagos, Nigeria — Circa 2025.
Inspired by daily survival in urban jungles where sanity is optional but punctuality is required.
The guy gave a TED Talk on emotional intelligence and then threatened to fight his best friend over jollof rice. Functional lunatic behavior.

He journals every morning, drinks chlorophyll water, meditates… but screams at okadas like they’re the cause of his childhood trauma. Wellness enthusiast? No. Functional lunatic

He won't go looking for trouble, but he thrives on making chaos reign
by Mr O of Lagos August 1, 2025
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