pencil-fucked

When something has been so edited down that it barely exists anymore

She pencil-fucked my entire idea.

by XYZA November 30, 2011

fuck me running backwards

an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.

John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"

by Hunter Farley May 13, 2008

being fucked

When you are having sex, and your mom askes what you're doing.

I'm being fucked

by Bitch be like: wuuuuut???? May 9, 2016

Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

fucked out of my tree

for one to be extremely drunk and or high, causing one to act like a complete tard.

oh man, last night i was fucked out of my tree. i dont remember much, and im pretty sure i couldnt stand by the end of it.

by metdizzle March 14, 2008

Fuckmeister

The go to guy in porn movies. These guys are usually well hung, can perform sex acts in many various positions, and usually supply the actress with large amounts of ejaculate during the money shot.

Peter North is a real Fuckmeister he can bang a girl for 15 minutes or longer and blow a huge blast of cum during the money shot.

by James T. Dean January 4, 2009

fuck me sideways

an expression used in times of worry, stress, disgust, shock and happiness. one may use this phrase in a certain situation, such as when a sheep bites you or a man in a green lycra suit does the cha cha slide on your roof.

"slideeeee, to the left, take it back there yo"

"fuck me sideways what the harl"

by fuck, me, sideways, cha, slide April 22, 2009