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Flashers Mac

A long coat usually ankle length in order to conceal the flashers naked body until he / she is ready to expose oneself to an unsuspecting passer by
I was walking through the park one day when all of a sudden a man in a flashers mac exposed himself to me
by Edna85 August 13, 2009
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flaccidity

The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.
I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.
by WordInventorSUCKIT April 5, 2010
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Flandreau

Flandreau a phrase; which in the northern part of New York state means to "To Cockblock"

Meaning to prevent someone from scoring sexually.

It's believed that this reference was created in younger schools, so students wouldn't be put into trouble for saying "Cockblock".
Example - Situation (A boy is flirting with a girl, and she is falling for it);

Person 1: *Screams to the Boy* - "Get Some!"
Person 2: *Yells at person 1* - "Dude don't be such a Flandreau"
Person 1: *Screams at the Boy again* "Hey, ya' gonna tap that, ya' gonna tap that?", *Responds to person 2* "That was a Flandreau."
by Eric Calzohu July 13, 2010
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flaming seahorse

when a male is having sexual intercourse while on the bottom. He has his legs raised in the air with his arms around the inside wrapping around the outside. (hands usually places around ankles). the female sits on top while he thrusts his pelvis upward and legs downward ferociously.
The flaming seahorse is the best position for tight spaces.
by ya boi15 December 9, 2010
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flaming calzone

slang; disparaging and offensive; a derogative term originated from western Massachusetts which implies a male homosexual who likes to order homoerotic food
Cory was creeping around on the phone for a very long time. It's possible he was talking to a flaming calzone for dinner.
by puffton pikachu September 7, 2011
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Flame Dock

The act of lighting your friend's fart with an aerosol can and a lighter.
I wasn't going to make it to Jim's ass in time with the lighter, so I grabbed the Lysol and gave him a Flame Dock!
by djmd96 February 11, 2013
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Flaaffy

Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".
If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy
by Ashketchum August 8, 2013
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