Bail Fail

The act of being caught when you are trying to bail.
Failing to get out of a situation in time.

After banging my hot girlfriend last night, I was trying to climb out of my girlfriends window when her mom walked in. It was a bail fail.

by Willyumm-port city baby. December 22, 2008

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javi fail

A fail that involves a knife. (Usually used in a Call of Duty game.) Comes from a infamous Call of Duty player "General_Ike93" who always fails (badly) at knifes.

Person #1: How the f*ck did he miss my knife!

Person #2: Javi Fail!!

by k3r1c July 30, 2011

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When a hipster undergoes the humiliation of not knowing a popular hipster reference. Once the hipster commits a hipster fail, he will not only be teased because of his know-nothingness and lack of hipster know-how, but he will feel a deep internal shame, which he will express by trying to make the other hipsters feel lesser.

A: "You're a bit like Donnie Darko, but only less sociable."
I: "What's Donnie Darko?"
A: "Are you serious? What a hipster fail."
D: "Hey I, there are some stairs over there. Why don't you leave the house."
I: "Hey asshole, at least I knew about MGMT before they were in Nylon."

by hipster miggler May 18, 2010

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You Fail

Increasing common 'You Fail' is used in means of shutting someone down shut down
Origins point towards people posting pictures of projects or attempts and things that have failed and commenting 'You Fail'.
You Fail has worked its use quite like the term 'Ya Mum'.

Kevin: 'Hi Paul!'
Paul: 'No Kevin, You Fail.'
Kevin: 'Ya Mum Fails.'

by Stan Dup November 26, 2007

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