fat trel

Dc rapper with the nicest titties.

I would love to hit the loud with that fat trel.

by nikab00 January 13, 2014

Fat Position

The 45degree position at which it is best to sit in after finishing a fattening meal. Used to reduce the pressure on one's pant waist.

The instinctual posture of a fat person after a massive meal.

After the big feast, he/she assumed the fat position.

by LowNLee July 29, 2012

fat dyke

A fat, usually feminist and vegetarian lesbian who weighs 25 stone on average and always bitches at men who eat meat

Man: Mmm... Nice steak
Fat Dyke: Do you know how that animal died?!
Man: You clearly starved it, fat dyke

by Flash Howell (Louis) September 12, 2013

fat shit

One who enjoys eating in copious amounts. Said phrase does not usually mean one is actually fat, or indeed a shit.

Look at David chow down on those kebabs! Fat shit!
Jen is the fattest of all those shits

by The Fattest Shit June 25, 2006

fat friction

Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

My girlfriend melted the crotch out of her nylon wind suit with fat friction.

by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

fat chance

not bloody likely

"I hooked up with Bongo last week at her barbecue."
"You, with her? Fat chance!"

by Harley February 5, 2004

fat sack

a large baggie of marijuana

I am just sitting here chillin' with a fat sack looking for someone to party with

by Lucyyfur June 21, 2005