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Emergency

When you have to fart in class but you want to warn your homie to hold his nose so he won't be affected by the fart, you scream ''Emergency'' in a Russian Accent.
''Blyat Emergency!''

''Ok dawg.''
by Arkadoi.YR June 27, 2018
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emerald cove

A sweet nice middle school were good two shoes go. And nobody likes them bc they are so nice and they always do the right thing
Look I don’t like this girl she goes to emerald cove
by Dxddy sexc mama July 10, 2018
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emerald splash

A attack used by Noriaki Kakyoin from the manga/anime series Jojo's bizarre adventure Stardust Crusaders that has been used very often against the antagonists in the series, to sum it all up quick of how it works, go read below.
Kakyoin: Take this, emeraalld splaaashhh!!
Villain shoves it off as if it's nothing
Kakyoin: What, but there's no way. No one can just deflect the emerald splash!
by Döner August 3, 2018
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Emergence

Name of the legendary hentai 177013. It is said to cause depression for weeks for whoever reads it, although a few claim they've been affected for only a couple of days.
I'm being way to happy right now, I think I'll read Emergence and go back to my usual depression state.
by Yesserer January 2, 2019
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emerge-ency

What a horny dude has at 2 a.m. when his tallywacker majorly "comes out of hiding" and he feels an overwhelming and super-urgent need to insert it into the love-tunnel of his bed-partner, even if she is fast asleep or otherwise not in the mood for hot 'n' wild copulation.
Exasperated girl: I don't get it --- it seems like all da guys I know often can't "get it up" prior to "lights out" in the evening, yet they then suddenly have a dire "emerge-ency" some time later, and wake me up at two in the morning, wanting to lulu!
by QuacksO January 3, 2019
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Emerald Blumpkin

When you're smoking pot on the toilet, cough hard and blow out a huge deuce.
I had a wicked Emerald Blumpkin smoking that Incredible Hulk on the can this morning.
by cockadoodledont February 9, 2019
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emerald isle

the best beach on the east coast and you should definitely spend your summer there

everyone gets along, ice cream is great, surfing, wings or pacific, gotta go to the pier, emerald forest, go karts, every freaking thing you can think of
girl on vsco: “summer 2019 is gonna be the best one yet!”
north carolina girls: if it’s not in emerald isle then it’s not!
by yesimfromnc February 20, 2019
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