Elephant Choke

Willy Wonka's signature move in the WWF. He would often perform it on fat children.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating until you get Elephant Choked

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Elephant hunting

The act of having anal sex and decide to pull out so hard her/his anus pops out to form the shape of an elephant trunk

"yo man, me and my boyfriend tried out elephant hunting and we been in the hospital for weeks"

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It's when a man traps his female in a corner and smashes her with his dick until she dies

She had a really bad kink for elephant fucking but she knew that would kill her

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When you're naked and you jump up and down and your penis looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.

Me and my friends all elephant flopped when we found out that I got into college!

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A group of fat elderly males performing a circle jerk.

I saw grandpa at the elephant sanctuary.

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Something you send to someone to break the ice with a cute bartender. Hoping she likes you

I told my favorite bartender elephant zoo. Now I have her number.

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When the candles on the graph looks like the top of an elephant, including a trunk and a paint brush for extra profit ;)

"Woww, it's an elephant bullish trend!!!"

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