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porcelain elephant

Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?
by The collector April 29, 2019
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Angry Elephant

The action when a man has his penis inserted into their own butthole, all while farting to build enough pressure to release the penis in an explosive and violent manner. To perform correctly is to be pulling on ones own butt cheeks in a full eagle spread, while urinating as to add to the intimidation factor, all resulting in one powerful, explosive spray, as the angry elephant's trunk (The Penis) , is unleashed.

Great for warding off Bears.
Camping with the homies, and a bear decided to attack. Kyle dropped on his back and unleased the Angry Elephant to assert his dominance.

Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.
by Von Wolfhouse January 20, 2021
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Elephant Ankle

When an extremely large woman her pants wedged into her vaginal area
“Ay man look at that she got a damn camel toe” “ Hell nah man you see how big she is? That’s an elephant ankle”
by Fuckingloserfaggot May 19, 2023
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Elephant Sneeze

Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).

The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.
"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."
by Dulcy the Dragon April 11, 2019
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Elephant Honk

When you're sitting down and you get up and your thigh clap together.
Oh shit, did you hear that elephant honk?!
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Elephant Birth

Something so horrifying that you have to compare it to Elephant Birth
Guy A:Check out my fidget spinner
Guy B:That is Elephant Birth
by ImHalfPig August 24, 2018
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Elephant Jake

Elephant Jake is a band that has 300+ subs on YouTube!
Hey everybody it’s Elephant Jake Here.
by Elephant Jake February 15, 2020
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