Vocab Express

1ft 4
Help me ive been doing this shit or 4 hours

the person who made vocab express is 1ft 4.

by KosyKebab October 5, 2021

Plastic Express

Originally man made from the United States. Largest retail seller of plastic dildos.

Have your seen the new release from Plastic Express?

by Nattylightice February 11, 2022

Porny Express

Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.

Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.

by James Jessenfedden June 16, 2022

Nick Express

If you from da Midwest and want to get hick wasted. 3 shots Captain Morgan, 1 shot Wild Turkey American Honey, top with Diet Mountain Dew with ice.

Take me on the Nick Express baby.

by BrendanMills July 3, 2022

Polar Express

When 3 men have a threesome and the guy at the top blows a huge vape cloud and yells “Choo, Choo!”, and the guy at the back yells “All Aboard!”

I’m still so sore, I had a polar express with those two dudes we met at the club last night

by Virtual Tom Hanks September 29, 2022

Panda Express

The home of severe diarrhea.

Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022

Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023