Egg Car

The Smart Cars you steal in GTA V

I stole an Egg Car

by SussyEzra69 December 6, 2021

shed an egg

When you are having sex with a woman and she starts her period during intercourse.

“I was banging out Susan last night, and when I pulled out she totally shed an egg on me.”

by VStone November 26, 2017

Awkward Eggs

Basically what came before the more well-known "Awkward Turtle". It still uses hand motions, but in this case, you put both hands into fists and move them simultaneously in a forward, twisting motion of the wrists. This is used for moments that are genuinely awkward, but you'll say "Awkward Eggs" and preform the respective motions, which makes it just that much more awkward. Also used when one wants to point out the awkwardness in a situation, but doesn't want to look stupid by preforming the "Awkward Turtle".
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.

As used as an inside joke:
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.

As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".

by Vivian Erikson March 18, 2011

egg-in-bread

when a circle is removed from within a single slice of bread in a frying pan, into which an egg is cracked and consequently fried.

I'm just going to make me some egg-in-bread, do you want some?

by Poodletron August 22, 2009

Egg Tuck

When you are hitting her doggy and she reaches under and tucks your man eggs into her snatch.

I busted my nut in ten seconds after Rachel did the egg tuck last night.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

A fucking egg

What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.

Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...

by Zombiedead3 YT October 27, 2019

Sly Egg

Someone who exhibits shady, underhanded behaviour or acts in a deceptive manner

That Anne is a right sly egg

by ScouseRJ November 20, 2014