poof-diddle

Small, round pieces of fuzz that come off of clothing and other cloth objects.

The shirt has been worn so much that it is now covered in poof-diddles.

by Gretchy-poo May 17, 2010

Midday Diddle

When in the middle of the day you want to take a couple hours between just you and your computer... or imagination, and diddle youself. Middle of the day, diddle away.

Johnnie was late to his class, because he got caught up in his midday diddle.

by Oscar VVilde March 7, 2012

DJ Rusty Diddles

Similar to the male equivalent of the Rusty Trombone. However, when a girl does it, it appears as though she is a DJ spinning a record, all the while licking the other girl's asshole!

Dude, I watched some girl on girl porn last night, and one of the girls was playing the part of DJ Rusty Diddles!

by akendall July 11, 2009

Fiddle my diddle

When you are playing Fiddlesticks in the game League of Legends, shouting "Fiddle my diddle" will make your max health double. Some say it is gay to say "Fiddle my diddle", but they have never gotten the boost.

"Fiddle my diddle!"

by #bufffiddle2k17 May 27, 2017

Jack "Money Longer" Dudley

A kid with lots of money and a longer peen

I love Jack "Money Longer" Dudley because of his big money and bigger peen.

by tsmoneylonger July 18, 2022

durdler

A snatch. A cunt. A twat. or just a plain old vagina.

Hey Renee, go scrub your dirty, skanky, durdler. It's stinking up the office.

by savage1234 October 9, 2009

diddle

to caress or tickle, but not to the point of laughter.

girl: "will you diddle my arm? it's my favorite, it really relazes me and turns me on!"

boy: "heck yes!"

by girl7 December 30, 2006