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Disturbation

Being disturbed , rattled, shook or disgusted about something to a strong point
Wow that gif radiated some massive disturbation there
by TeacakeSloth November 22, 2019
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Distingled

When a light is distorted and twinkly
Wow that light is distingled it’s so pretty.
by Turtle 1234 May 1, 2020
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disturbance

When something or someone is not pleasing anyone and it is not invited or expected and everyone hates it.
Sally is such a disturbance to our picnic barging in like that!
by octokw May 7, 2020
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Distance Fishing

When someone looks attractive from far away but they get closer and you realize they are not as attractive as you thought
“I was walking to class one day and I totally got distanced fished”

Distance fishing makes me so sad”
by gcuroom503 January 17, 2021
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distraughtingly

basically a sentence starter that I made up. ITS A THING NOW OK.
distraughtingly, I lost my bookmark.
by jk’s banana milk May 24, 2021
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Temporary Distraction Measure

A Temporary Distraction Measure or TDM for short is the basis of modern politics and business. Anytime a politician forms a committee to 'look into' something it is nothing but a ruse intended to temporarily distract the voting public long enough for them to forget all about it.
Anything (Committee, poll, vote, investigation, senate hearing, etc) that can be used to successfully distract people from issues that they were formally concerned about long enough for them to forget completely about it.

Anything that makes you (the voter) think we (politicians) are doing something about it when we're really not.
E.X. Senate Democrats hold hearings to investigate windfall profits generated by the obscene price of oil.

Two weeks later, the American public will have forgotten all about it and will rest content that the government is doing it's job. Hence, it was a successful Temporary Distraction Measure.

E.X. During the Senate hearing over whether to clarify net neutrality, the Senators rambled on for a few weeks until another celebrity got knocked up and everybody that was wanting it codified, forgot all about it.
Temporary Distraction Measure
by Crashingtests July 4, 2008
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Tactically Distressed

The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).
"Hey, what's wrong with Timmy?"
"Oh, he's Tactically Distressed....Autism."
by Justin M. Mc February 3, 2010
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