attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB)

A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.

Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!

by Granuppie January 13, 2010

Small Tit Disorder

Better known as a STD. This is a very real disorder affecting some people in their daily lives. Makes some women’s tits almost non existent besides the nipple.

Olivia: Omg! I figured out that I have a STD!!
Annalise: No way! I’m suffering from a small tit disorder too! Twinsies!

by coolkiddo August 6, 2019

Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD)

The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.

Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."

John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."

by Stank Twatwell January 21, 2010

LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder

Lazy disorder that is associated with not doing any activities.

I went to the doctor and told him that I sit at home all day on the couch in my boxers and he diagnosed me with LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder.

by Wild Bor December 27, 2008

Pussy Deprivation Disorder (PDD)

It is a mental disease that occurs within men after a long period of not getting pussy. Symptoms include: dementia, getting aroused even by women considered to be bat-shit ugly, restlessness, a long period of compulsive masturbation then followed by period of no desire to masturbate at all what so ever, memory loss, wet-dreams and insomnia. Victims of the disease may even go fucking retarded aka Elliot Rodger (Elliot Rodgers – went out seeking "retribution" against women whom he said sexually rejected him went on a killing spree in Isla Vista, California, killing six people and sending seven more to the hospital with serious gunshot injuries).

"By the unholy rectum of big-titted Neptune!! I went to the doctor yesterday and I've been diagnosed with Pussy Deprivation Disorder (PDD)!" - William Shakespeare

by Pimp named Slickback May 24, 2015

PPSD: Post Potter Shock Disorder

Post Potter Shock Disorder. A person with PPSD suffers from psychological shock and numbness to the realization that Harry Potter is truly over. Symptoms of PPSD may include:

-Drawing a lightning bolt on one's forehead or, in more extreme cases, self-inflicting an actual scar

-Re-reading the entire series in the hope that an eighth book will magically appear, then crying when it isn't there.

-Watching all 8 movies in one day

-Staying in the theater long after the credits for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two roll, staring at the screen with a zombie-like expression.

-Constantly quoting the books and/or movies, and shouting spells during moments of need

-Calling up other Potter-heads and discussing their inability to believe that it is over

-Feeling as if their best friend who grew up with them has died

-Planning Harry Potter related events

-Having a strong urge to recreate the movies, film parodies, or write a sequel series.

See that kid over there writhing on the floor crying and hugging a Harry Potter book? Yeah man, he totally has PPSD: Post Potter Shock Disorder.

by PotterFan12 July 17, 2011

personality disorder

When one's personality traits and/or behavior become rigid and consistently deviate from the expectations of one's society, consistently blunt one's social life and ability to function appropriately in society. Usually manifested before the age of 15 and persisting into adulthood.
Often the result of abusive or otherwise unstable home environments in childhood, as well as from heavy stress, if not with some influence of genetic predisposition.

The three main clusters of personality disorders are:
A (odd)
*paranoid personality disorder (irrationally suspicious and mistrustful)
*schizoid personality disorder (uninterested in socializing or pleasure)
*schizotypal personality disorder (odd behavior/odd thoughts)
B (dramatic)
*antisocial personality disorder (disregard for laws and for the feelings of others)
*histrionic personality disorder (attention-seeking exhibitionist)
*borderline personality disorder (extreme "black and white" thinking and emotional instability)
*narcissistic personality disorder (grandiose and lacking empathy)
C (anxious)
*avoidant personality disorder (shy, insecure, and highly sensitive)
*dependent personality disorder (psychological dependence on others)
*obsessive-compulsive personality disorder (rigid conformity to rules, morality, and orderliness)

"Insanity can be cured. Personality disorders are so inextricably entwined with the heart and mind and soul that it is well-nigh impossible to excise them."

-Ann Rule, "Small Sacrifices" page 442

It is preferable to be crazy, since "crazy" can be treated; the conscience can't grow back for the sociopath (antisocial personality), the histrionic can't leave center stage, the narcissist can't leave the mirror, and the borderline personality mainly thinks in "black and white" terms.

by Lorelili December 11, 2011