Deskophelia

The sexual attraction/fetish to have sex with desks/and or tables.

Guy: Dude, Nate's totally into deskophelia!

by Chibi Uchiha August 23, 2016

desksexual

When u stick ur giant long things into desks .

Hey I'm a desksexual.. can I stick it in u

by The sexual guy 69 April 10, 2017

desktop shuffling

In order to look busy, the lasy computer user just shuffles windows around his desktop with the odd grunt and sigh as if he/she is working hard.

Oh look at him doing nothing and just desktop shuffling.

by mattyp01 August 10, 2017

Deskhead

Same idea as roadhead, except it happens underneath the desk while the one recieving it is doing work.

Example #1: "Prof is giving a lecture, but I'm getting deskhead instead."

Example #2
Guy 1: how do you manage to spend time with your girlfriend and keep your grades up?
Guy 2: easy, she gives me deskhead

by Garyikea September 18, 2017

Deskuments

The Deskuments folder is created when you have too many Documents are on your Desktop. This is an attempted at organise the chaos that is storming on your Desktop.

"Add all that shit on your Desktop into a Deskuments folder Mat!"

by Burninlazz November 19, 2017

Deskophile

Someone who loves the aesthetic look a good desk.

Jim: "I walked past Chadmatthew's monitor this morning and he had three tabs open just looking at desks!"
Tod: "He must be a DESKOPHILE."

by Chadmattheeww July 30, 2018

Desking

The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off

"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"

by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018