Afternoon Delight

When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.

Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)

“I must’ve ate something rough last night, I had an Afternoon Delight on my way to the farm”

by internetdad22 February 16, 2024

Charleston Delight

When two West Virginia lesbian couples meet for dinner, swap partners, and leave the party with faces resembling glazed donuts.

Tabitha and Lisa had their new lesbian co-workers over for a Charleston Delight last evening. Tabitha's face looked like a glazed Crispy Creme when the girls left.

by You don't know Pooty Tang March 1, 2023

guttenberg delight

basically when a woman does all of the work and reaches climax as well, derived from steve guttenberg the washed up actor not doing anything all these years

Hey man, you mean you just layed there while you gave her the "guttenberg delight" man you lazy mofo!! When are you going to get off your ass and start doin' it for yourself!!

by Dave Sneed August 28, 2009

Popeye’s delight

someone drinks a gallon of olive oil and eats a can of spinach (IN THAT ORDER), throws it up into a tin can, seals said can, inserts can in rectum crushes can like popeye shooting the contents all over target. Who proceeds to eat it up.

What did you do after work yesterday? Oh I had a Popeye’s delight.
What do you get when you go grocery shopping?
I get a lot of heroin spinach and olive oil

by Poppa shanks July 31, 2019

hungry's delight

Any time you get to scarf yummy during a period of hungry. You could eat all kinds of things

Today I ate a brownie this morning and that was hungry's delight haha.

by chonas October 24, 2020

Denim Delight

rubbing, tugging, or massaging the genitals of one's lover, exterior to their jeans.

I don't really know if I got to 3rd base or not, because all I got from her over the past 3 hours of making out was a "Denim Delight"

by The Wisconsin Idealist March 21, 2011

nuns delight

The name given to asparagus, as it was rumoured that nuns sat on the spears during harvest for a giddy little thrill.

Breast or leg with your Nuns Delight?

by Dag. December 29, 2015