Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

cover 2 defense

Borrowed from football terminology, this is the protective posture assumed by any guy who thinks he is about to get hit in the nads. The dude quickly closes his legs and shields his crotch with both hands so that he doesn't get racked.

I told him that his Mom was hot and then immediately went into the cover 2 defense.

by whiteboyDJ October 28, 2009

default setting

Resort to using , an old way of acting, or habit, to deal with a person or situation. Can be negative or positive.

Negative:
One of his default settings is lying, because he's afraid of the truth.

When life gets overwhelming, her default setting is blaming others and being a victim.

It's hard to delete the default setting, of alcoholism.

Positive:
I used to worry a lot, but I changed my default setting, to "let it go" and now, things always seem to work out.

My default setting has always been, to look on the bright side.

It would be great if humanity's default setting was love.

by WordyJoon August 28, 2017

You Define You

Just like you are what you eat, you are a manifestation of what you think and feel about yourself. Bullies can't steal your joy, unless you let them. They can beat you, they can steal your possessions, they can try to cut you down with words, but they will never steal the joy inside your soul because you know better; you know who you are. You Define You and it shows by the honorable way you live, everyday. You are a brave leader and you set the standard of what that means. You are stronger. So smile, k. :)

"Try as you may, you don't define me, I do! (Through my own thoughts and actions.) And I don't define you. You Define You!"

by Love me or get off my cloud. April 5, 2013

anti-slut defense

A female defense mechanism to ensure that others can will not, or should not, label her as a slut. These can be either excuses, resistance to advances, or blaming others for her choices.

Girl: "I can't sleep with you, I don't really know you."
Guy: "Ok, the anti-slut defenses have triggered I see"

by backtrackdefine June 27, 2016

defevacation

1: (n) A vacation taken in the form of a long and relaxing shit. Usually refers to one who has disappeared at their place of employment while still on the clock.

BOB: Hmmm. Has anyone seen our co-worker Wally in the last hour or so?

MIKE: No but I saw him head into the shitter quite awhile ago. He must be on defevacation.

by Mike and Wally May 17, 2004

Defecting The Children

used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"

"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"

by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005