Double Dump

When your girlfriend breaks up with you while she is also taking a dump.

Stoner 1: "Man, she totally broke up with me while she was taking a dump."

Stoner 2: "Sounds like you fell victim to the classic Double Dump."

by pauldoyleworld February 23, 2015

Double Dutch Rudder

Same as the Dutch Rudder except two males are needed to perform the Dutch Rudder (pulling up and down on the partners forearm while he grips his schlong), simultaneously.

Dude 1: I am bored as hell right now
Dude 3: Well, we could always do the Double Dutch Rudder
Dude 1: Sounds like a plan!
Dude 2: You know how I know you guys are gay? Your about to do the Double Dutch Rudder.
Dude 3: That's Gay?

by Andrew Straum December 18, 2008

Double Dutch Rusty Rudder

A unique and tasty spin on rusty trombone, the double dutch rusty rudder has officially happened once a girl eats your asshole while simultaneously giving you a reach around. However, your hand is on her arm guiding the pace of the HJ. Personally, I like getting double dutch rusty rudders while listening to Santana's Oye Como Va. The whole experience is very hispanic for me. Mostly because I like to eat churros while I receive them.

The last time Lonny Baxter received a proper Double Dutch Rusty Rudder, he was watching Perfect Strangers picturing Balky behind him.

by Andy Roddick's a Dickbag September 12, 2011

Double Digger

Another way of saying nigger referring to a person of African ethnicity.

Look at him running like a double digger.

by Meph1g May 20, 2010

Double Door Double Whore

Two females making out while each is having sexual intercourse with a man.

Kelly, Mariah, Jonah, and Spencer were playing Double Door Double Whore last night.

by KelaMar. February 1, 2009

Double Douche Bag

Dead Beat Douche Bag-or-(DDB)-term referring to a baby daddy that never pays child support and only see's their kid here-and-there. He has a very low level of intellegence, whatever comes out of there mouth never makes sense... not even to them, but they think that they are brillant! No perspective on anything in life. He thinks he is God's gift to this earth.

My daughters Double Douche Bag showed up yesterday for the first time in 3 months and said that he is seeing his daughter because they have a special bond.

by sunshine589 May 18, 2009

Double dipped banana

One man fucks two women in the ass, then a third woman sucks his dick clean.

Ashley really enjoyed that double dipped banana last night.

by Sleasy Cheese April 25, 2009