Chalmentia

An STD that you have contracted and do not know where you got it.

It burns when I pee and I can’t remember why. I must have Chalmentia.

by Dave1795 October 28, 2020

calm your tits

When someone gets too excited over small things...

Wow David's text was a bit much... Hey David calm your tits.

by canea October 21, 2020

CalmYe

the cutest mod ever he should be praised by everyone (especially ghost and stone)

calmye is an omega chat

by not calmye October 21, 2020

CalmYe

the cutest mod ever who should be constantly praised (by ghost and stone)

calmye is an omega chad who fucks

by not calmye October 21, 2020

Calm Cap

When something is calm and of the usual but also not true or just plainly, false.

Yo mayn i jus fucked 12 bitches in the aah but they allll legal so it’s calm cap.

by Dantheman123 December 23, 2020

calmmentary

Soothing/appeasing remarks or dialogue designed to lower da blood-pressure and core-temperature of da listener.

I get so sick of hearing elected officials' spouting lots of "the economy and general social-status is great and getting better" calmmentary, when in reality nothing is noticeably better --- or maybe even worse --- than when said self-praising government hotshots originally took office!

by QuacksO December 24, 2020

Coalman's Valve

Anal sphincter. Bum hole. Located in close proximity to the "Scrotum of Plenty".

Did you hear that Igor is in hospital? Yep, tried to hurdle a fence and landed awkwardly. Got a fence post right up his Coalman's Valve. The paramedic said it looked like a sore one.

by Uncle Urny February 13, 2021