cubs game

blowjob, oral sex on a guy, sucking dick

She had a footlong and a bag of nuts at the cubs game.

by freon October 17, 2003

crumbs

What TinTin yelps when he orgasms from being buggered by Captain Haddock

"Oh, ooo, ah, argh, ohohohoh, CRUMBS!!"

by Angus June 17, 2004

cumasuffication

it is when a women dies from suffurcating on dry sperm stuck in her throat

Last night, I almost made your mom cumasufficate

by Tok Kim March 31, 2004

cubs

the worst team in all of baseball history. can have a winning season then mess it up some how. see Bartman

Cubs Fan: HA HA your cheering for a loosing season this year.
Sox Fan: So. What do you think you've been doing your entire life...
Cubs Fan: ......
Sox Fan: That's what I thought. Oh! and they'll end up with a losing record this year some how.

by JMac778 May 26, 2007

cumberbatch

A person with an undesirably large amount of pubic hair that renders them completely unfuckable.

Person 1: So how was that chick last night?

Person 2: No go. Turns out she's a total cumberbatch.

Person 1: Damn.

by bjengli November 5, 2010

Cumbeard

The left-over cum residue in the beard of a person who has recently engaged in oral sex

Big Bear: "That's a 10-4 on the 319 and I...what the?"
Falcon: "Is thar a problem Big Bear?"
Big Bear: "Oh it's nuthin. I just din got some semen on my chin. Probably on a count of that sloppy sesh I had last night"
Falcon: "Aaaw Cumbeard! That's nasty! Now why'd ya hafta go and tell me a thang like that!"

by The King of Fappers '94 February 23, 2011

shit crumbs

Those brown specks on the bathroom floor around the toilet.

Those aren't little pieces of milk chocolate on your bathroom floor. Them is shit crumbs!

by wouldaben January 10, 2011