by Mom2my3bs~Krista February 23, 2007
Get the craptastic mug.A member of the 'Seduction Community', otherwise know as a 'Pick Up Artist' (PUA).
A man who conducts their interaction with women like a pantomime (i.e. inventing a character for themselves) come came of chess, using mind games and 'techniques' as layed down and pre-tested by the PUA band of merry misogynists, in the hope of fooling women in to sleeping with them.
A man who puts on a false persona with women and keeps their real agenda hidden. A secret rapist.
A man who conducts their interaction with women like a pantomime (i.e. inventing a character for themselves) come came of chess, using mind games and 'techniques' as layed down and pre-tested by the PUA band of merry misogynists, in the hope of fooling women in to sleeping with them.
A man who puts on a false persona with women and keeps their real agenda hidden. A secret rapist.
Woman A: "That guy who chatted me up at the bar last night came across like he was reading from a script."
Woman B: "Probably a cryptorapist."
Woman B: "Probably a cryptorapist."
by Rasberries September 4, 2011
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The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.
"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"
"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."
"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."
by offender-go May 26, 2021
Get the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone mug.Term used to describe something displeasing or otherwise horrible. Imagine, if you will, a town, named "Crap Town" and what sort of things you would find in said town. "Craptown" should only be used to describe inanimate objects; it is considered very degrading to describe a person as craptown.
by Mason January 14, 2005
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by TapRootDan August 21, 2005
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1. The act of being afraid from a close shot from your opponent in a recreational sports game.
2. On the edge of your seat just before a monumental event happens.
1. The act of being afraid from a close shot from your opponent in a recreational sports game.
2. On the edge of your seat just before a monumental event happens.
by hedup34 June 9, 2009
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(insert cryptic facebook status that is directed towards a particular person who probably also communicates in cryptic facebook statuses because they fail to communicate directly and instead elect to post cryptic facebook statuses for all of Facebook to see and comment on)
(insert cryptic facebook status that is directed towards a particular person who probably also communicates in cryptic facebook statuses because they fail to communicate directly and instead elect to post cryptic facebook statuses for all of Facebook to see and comment on)
Homegirl is being a Cryptkeeper again on her Facebook status.
by googles33 June 24, 2010
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