Crunch Crack

Cracking of knuckles in the usual balled fist format, often used by bullies as intimidation tactics

I Crunch Crack as idk how to Ghouk Crack 🤷🏻 ♂️

by HeyitzHelium May 04, 2022

Gonna go crunch some numbers

Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2

"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers

by SCR4PPY March 11, 2018

Crunch knuckle

When a b**** try to bust your nuts

The best. She bust me so she's trying to crunch knuckle me

by Methanight Joe leis November 13, 2019

The Crunch Time

The Crunch Time is when there is a long project due and you need to finish it in one hour. The word can also be used as just "the Crunch" or "Crunching" in verb form. Used as a synonym to "Grind" which is for gaming. This word is for work.

Bob was procrastinating on his social studies homework, which was due in an hour. He had officially entered The Crunch Time so he could finish on time.

by Monkayman April 08, 2021

Crunch Fetish

A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.

Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.

"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."

by risograph July 31, 2024

Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 31, 2024

Captain Crunch

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay

Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.

by BarfingChicken December 12, 2018