sea cruise

Sex on a waterbed

Sheena didn't want to get down last night until she found out I had a waterbed. That girl loves to sea cruise.

by !JayAm! December 10, 2016

Flooz cruise

Combining “floozy” with “booze cruise”, it is an outing in which you search for floozies.

“We’re going on a flooz cruise, wanna join? “

“Just out on the town, cruisin’ for a floozin’”

by Odiugdork February 15, 2018

Diesel Cruze

A Cruze that 1% of the population knows about, and only .069% understand anything about it. Apparently gets better mileage than a hybrid and isn’t gay.

“Why is your Cruze knocking?”
“Idk, I think it’s a diesel Cruze or something”

by DieselBoi69 June 1, 2018

Tom cruise

Scientology's poster child.

"Tom cruise has been through many phases, but now he is Scientology's poster child."

by Chunky cheems December 12, 2019

Tom Cruised It

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.

“How did Zach break his tailbone”

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”

by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021

Alabama cruise missile

When you shit then ram it at a forcefully high speed into your female cousins cooter

I just gave cousin darlene an alabama cruise missile last night

by Candurus December 30, 2021

Jamaican cruise

Smoking marijuana while driving around in a car. Essentially, hotboxing a moving car.

“Hey man, what did you do last night?”
“Oh I just went on a Jamaican cruise with some friends”

by Bars Stewfart May 21, 2022