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courtesy flush

When you're using a public restroom and your shit smells so bad you flush it as soon as possible so as not to make everyone else in the restroom puke.
by Logroller September 23, 2005
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coursework

A way to give the less able students a chance at scoring at least over 10% in their final mark through a shitty piece they found on the internet.
'Thanks to Coursework i can get an extra 15 percent, but have no life besides the work.'
by Edd Carr November 11, 2007
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Sheeni Curse

A curse brought forth by a Jewish man that renders you with financial troubles for anywhere between 1-3 years. (Depending on the severity of the Sheeniness in the Jewish suspect.)
Damn, I was talking about that Jew's girlfriend. Then, he put the sheeni curse on me and i just lost my wallet.
by P. Master Flex July 6, 2011
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coursework

the most torturous thing you can ever be given!
it's given to young innocent teenagers, and builds up and up until you have no control of it, it ends up with a life of it's own, whilst ruining yours and OBLITERATES your free time.
teachers sadistically like to give it to students during the holidays (christmas, summer) and expect it to be done...
i already have 5 pieces due in for tomorow that i havent done!
kev: hey u wana come chill with us tomoro nyt??
tom: nah man, i cant, coursework to do.
by starsinthesky December 9, 2008
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coursework

the single, most tedious waste of time ever because:

a it barely counts for anything
b it is stupidly long
c you are alwaya given one night less than you need to do it
and d if i was born one academic year later i wouldnt have to be not doing it now to write this defenition
i got my history coursework today, its due in two days

lmae
by willamundo February 10, 2008
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courtesy shower

A shower you take for the sake of the person you are about to have sex with.
"My ass was raw so I took a courtesy shower before heading to her place"
by guey January 17, 2009
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Courtesy Dope

A quantity of weed (enough for two people or more) brought along when visiting an important person or good friend, where there is a good possibility of blazing up in the first place. Considered good manners, so as to not impose on the hosts own supply too much, if at all.
"If we're going to be hanging with Arlo Guthrie, we had better bring some courtesy dope along. It's the least we can do."
by finiteStA October 16, 2009
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