Gun Control 

The systematic restriction of the rights of Americans granted by the 2nd Amendment in the name of reducing crime. Gun Control is traditionally practiced by liberals but the rising popularity of neo-conservatism is also putting gun control on the agenda for most "conservatives." Gun Control ranges from the simplest of gun registration to an outright ban on a specific type of gun or guns in general. Gun Control is often implimented shortly before a totalitarian leader begins opressing a groups of people (German Holocaust, Stalin's Russia, Pol Pot's Cambodia, Darfur etc).

The fact is that Gun Control does not work. Any time new gun control laws are passed, crime rates go up. Whenever gun control laws are repealed, crime rates go down or stay the same. The simple truth is that if guns are outlawed, then only outlaws will have guns. By definition, criminals (the group that gun control laws seem to attempt to disarm (in addition to the general public)), don't follow the law, thus making the gun control laws ineffective on them.

Never in the history of the United States (and most other countries for that matter) has a gun control policy decreased gun crime, gun injuries and/or gun deaths.

Gun Control by northendwhitetrash January 21, 2009

Quality Control 

Controlling the quality that goes into a product so that it wears out faster, causing consumers to have to replace it. syn. planned obsolescence

American automobile manufacturers practice better quality control than the Japanese.

Quality Control by L-Bound January 28, 2007

[friend control] 

an awesome friend in your life to point out the fucking losers in your life that are clingy, needy people who have nothing better to do than to try and mimic everything that all of their other friends are doing!

friend 1: "i am going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding when i walk down the aile"
crazy friend: "i am soooo going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding too!"
friend control aka normal person: "omg, she is copying everything u do! you GOTTA lose this loser!"

[friend control] by boogirl January 18, 2009

mirth control pill 

A male birth control pill.

10 shots of Jack Daniels and a 30 pack of Keystone light is the most effective mirth control pill known to man.

mirth control pill by sdavis November 22, 2009

In Control

To make love illictly on the floor of your parents' spare room.

"Dad. I'm in control"

In Control by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

Birth Control 

A term used to describe something/someone ugly. Can be used to describe a person's face, clothes, or personality.

Jack: Wow, her clothes are major birth control.

Jerry: Yeah so is her face.

Birth Control by Jennaftw November 21, 2009

Quality Control 

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.

At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.

Quality Control by Kerb December 1, 2004