coinpurse 

A small pouch used for storing valuables.

Slang: Another term for the human scrotum.

"Could you help me shave my coinpurse?"

coinpurse by tf24 September 28, 2005

coiniseur 

(KOYN eh sewer) A person who is unable to distinguish between the best of something and the most expensive of it; a connoisseur of the costly

coiniseur: "When I was in New York, I tasted the most delicious hamburger. It cost $120!"

regular human: "You're a real coiniseur."

coiniseur by CreativePotato February 23, 2008

coinkystink

Coinkystink is when two people expel gas, or "fart" simultaneously.

Alternately, it can also be when two people rush to the bathroom to poop simultaneously.

"Who farted?" "We BOTH did! COINKYSTINK!"

coinkystink by stinksy February 16, 2010

Coinstar Poor 

The state of being so ridiculously strapped for cash, you're forced with one last option: scrounging for change so you can cash them in. Usually occurs towards the beginning of the week, after blowing your whole paycheck on fast food, booze, strippers and/or illegal drugs over the weekend.

Jake: Hey Dave, Britney and I are going out for sushi. Why don't you bring that chick you were hitting on Saturday night with us? We'll all go together!

Dave: Nah man, Saturday night I spent all my money on pizza and beer. I'm coinstar poor.

Coinstar Poor by brokeasajoke88 February 2, 2010

Coinstaring 

when you scour the house for coins in order to go to coinstar and exchange your coins for weed money

We are so poor we had to go coinstaring for weed money.

Coinstaring by mwillis March 21, 2010

Coincitext 

When you and your buddy that you're chatting with/texting send something similar to each other at the same time.

Man I can't beleive we came up with the idea about burritos for dinner at the same time! COINCITEXT!

Coincitext by d$$$money March 10, 2011

COINK 

Coink - is a cow merged with a pig.

Oh my god! Look at her, she is such a coink!

She is a such a cow c but oinks oink like a pig!

COINK by Arabella Cullen July 14, 2011