chuife

Used in place of a curse word to avoid getting in trouble.

Chuife, i forgot my homework!
Shut up you stupid chuife.
Where did you get hit?...In my chuife.
Chuife! I stubbed my toe.
What the Chuife?

by and1handles17 April 20, 2006

chumferston

A person who has made a silly error OR a very bold character

I cant believe Rooney missed, what a chumferston he is, OR that David Bowie is a total chumferston, look at what he is wearing.

by Andrew Osbo April 23, 2006

chuff plug

a tampon,womens stuff

me girl friend's got her chuff plug in.
no shgging for me tonight

by nutzdog March 19, 2008

chuff munchers

A pair of women's trousers/slacks that provide clear anatomical detail of a lady's front bottom.

My dear, those trousers are such chuff munchers that I am able to detect your virginity

by pottytime May 12, 2008

chuff burglers

The definition of chuff burglers are

fanny flaps

e.g....

"Core today in this weather I haven't half had sweaty chuff burglers" said sarah bruce.

or

"UUURM is that a fillet of fish or pure beef in those chuff burglers said ronald mac donald"

or

"you haven't half got a big set of chuff burglers moosey"

or

"dave wished he could get him some of them chuff burglers either side of his cock"

or

"there's no symetry in those chuff burglers"

by world wide warranty moose. August 7, 2009

chuff grenade

A chuff grenade is another word for a ball, the plural being chuff grenades. To have sex with someone and cum can be referred to as "letting off some chuff grenades"

Rob: Heya Baby, come here cos I wanna let off some chuff grenades in your direction"

by Matt Damon young October 9, 2009

Chuffin Da Earl

Something girls will never find out about... It has a variety of meanings which are meant for special ears only..

You are chuffin da earl big nose!

by Falipey1 May 14, 2010