Chimping

When you are at work (usually in an office) and there are persons banging on about all kinds of shite. Excessive chattering often caused by too much coffee. Sometimes its just one person talking or even singing to themselves with no thought or concideration for anyone else. Very prevalent on a Friday at around 3pm.

"Stop chimping-on... you bin-bag!!!!!!"

by ZEDWARD June 2, 2017

Chimp

To pick at another person, literally. Pop their pimples, groom them etc.

Hey, can you chimp ma face.... pop my zits... get rid of my blackheads

by Roonsterme June 15, 2019

Chimpin

When you have an event that prohibits you from hanging with the boys

John: Can Jack hop on CoD?
Tom: Nah, he's chimpin with his family
John: Damn Jack, Stop chimpin

by n00bslxyr May 13, 2020

Chimp technic

The chimp technic is a technic that involves the attacking of the groin very brutally. Chimps attack people mainly by aiming for the you know where. In some incidents they ripped the balls off of a man.

I got into a fight with some dude and i won by using the chimp technic and roundhouse kicked and ripped his balls.

by anonymous April 12, 2021

ninja chimp1000

some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.

damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 3, 2017

The Chimpanzee

A way of jacking off.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.

Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
Chad: My brudda that's insane

by mypeenfat August 16, 2020

Flip the Chimp

Flipping someone off with both hands whilst pulling a angry face and making a loud noise (usually a chimp noise).

Andy: "Dude I think Barry is gonna flip the chimp at you"
Paul: "Son of a bitch, so he is!"

Barry: "ahrghhha!"

by Ahleeks April 24, 2011