chester molester

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

Cheapernet

10Base2 Ethernet, Ancient, Crappy. Also called Ethercrap or Ethercheap.

<1>Dude, we were pulling cable in that old building and we found about 20 miles of Cheapernet in it.
<2>Cheaperwhat?
<1>Ethercheap.
<2>OOOH you mean Ethercrap!

by nosx December 2, 2004

Chester Stache

The name for the big, furry mustache some guys grow that reminds you of a child molester, or "Chester".

"Dude, you seriously need to shave of that chester stache....... People will start to think you drive a big, white van and abduct small children......."

by AJay_BigBlue August 14, 2009

Chester Gang

A group that live the lifestyle of making money, getting fucked up and making friends. Unlike Taylor Gang they prefer dating over fucking random girls.

Chester Gang originated in Fairwood (a part of Renton, WA) and mostly consists of hipsters and skaters.

Taylor1: Is that dude gay? I haven't seen him hit on a single breezie!!

Taylor2: No, he has a girlfriend. That's Chester Gang. More bitches for us! I smell some good weed though let's match them!

by _masterpiece_ July 27, 2011

chester claw

the chester claw is the name given to the method of multi-stimulating a women, the process consists of clitorial, g-spot and prostrate stimulation simultaneously using thumb, index finger and medius...first applied successfully at the Bear and Billet in Chester therefore named approriately after the region it was discovered.

We didn't have sex yet but I introduced Sarah to the "chester claw"

by mojo69er May 7, 2013

x-box (hernia creater)

A games console that takes 4 delivery men to deliver to your house because it is so big and heavy. Also you have to build an extention on your home for it to fit in.

''I wanna play on my x-box whilst i recover from my hernia operation but i have no house to play it in''

by kinney2-k-4eva November 6, 2004

Cheaters

A show on G4 where wives/husbands or boyfriends/girlfriends put thier lovers under hidden cameras to reveal the truth. Although entertaning to the point where I nearly die from laughter when they "confront" the cheaters it gives them no right whatsoever to invade people's privacy an tape them kissing etc.

I guess the cheaters deserve it, but dude, lets not break the law...

Cheater: Dude, I am like, a jerk...but you guys are just plain bullies. I will sue you guys!

Cheaters host: On second thought...this was all a joke...we-we just wanted to see if you wanted a free sample...kthanxbye!

*The cheaters crew ran off in fear of being sued at this point in time*

by Somene January 2, 2008