Hood-cation

When you take a vacation on "the hood"

Don't go anywhere on your vacation & just stay home & the Neighborhood

"What did you do on your vacation?"

"Nothing.. stood home!! Had a Hood-cation"

by J0k3R December 21, 2012

Meth-cation

What tweakers do when they leave to go somewhere really quick and eend up disappearing for 4-5 days. Finally when they come back they have no clue how long they were gone or what they did.

Tweaker: hey has anyone seen LT?

Joe: She left to get cigarettes 2 days ago and hasn't come back

Tweaker # 2: Yep, she took a meth-cation

by xEllTeex July 15, 2014

Poon Chariot

Your friend drives you around in his car while you are performing sexual acts.

Thanks Tyler for the poon chariot.

by Nate from Utah April 22, 2015

ponce chariot

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.

What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"

by The Mossfish July 9, 2016

Trou Chariot

A term coined at the West Point Military Academy that describes cardio equipment, usually an elliptical machine, used by an over-weight or chunky female cadet called a trou or trouser.

Hey, check out Betty. She's getting her daily workout in on the Trou Chariot.

by DEONald October 25, 2016

bitch-cation

When your girlfriend or significant other is pissed at you, but instead of telling you why, she spends the next month or so seething silently with active bitch-face, criticizing everything you do - until she finally forgives you for what she's really mad about.

My wife took a real bitch-cation last week - she must have been mad about how I lost my job and I couldn't pay the mortgage this month.

by JESTER281 April 20, 2017

jonas chatmon

Secretly gay. Always tries too hard to get a girlfriend, but he can't.

Damn that must be a Jonas Chatmon

by Kitty_Love23 May 6, 2018