chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.

He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.

by tarafyd November 30, 2013

Chadsturbate

When you try and Tokyo Drift and and don't pull it off so you masturbate.

"I slid too far into the turn and went off the track so I Chadsturbated"

by Not Chad, fer realz May 9, 2014

Caids

When something is so bad that it is equal to Cancer and AIDS put together.

Isaac: "Ow! I just fell out of my chair cause I was leaning back too far!"
Jim: "That's caids, man.

by Epichamp June 16, 2015

Chainsaw Charlie

A middle-aged, virginal saddoe who lives on his own and can't get a woman - so he spends his life bodging DIY projects with his chainsaw (or any other over-the-top tool which is inappropriate) to pass the time and give him a sense of power over his life.

Stan was a bloody nuisance as a neighbour. Every Sunday morning this sad twat was in the garden drilling, sawing, cutting , hammering or trimming with some fuckin tool. I want to kill this chainsaw charlie.

by tiny winters July 13, 2016

Chainsawing a Vagina

Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.

Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.

by TheAstro30 September 30, 2016

chaistar

Shy, kind, caring, and selfless being. Very clumsy, but makes choosing something difficult. Because they can't make a decision they mess up, but aren't afraid to try again.

For anyone being a chaistar, shine brighter then the other stars.

by Leada December 9, 2016

Chains

One of the badass main characters in Payday 2. He will steal your loot and shoot your head if you don't run.

Hey Chains come here!

by Korieee January 2, 2017