Carson

horrible guy great at video games ugly not many friends is tall

eww theres carson

by big7834 October 29, 2019

Ken Carson

Barbie's boyfriend

I wish I was Ken Carson, so I could touch Barbie's hot ass

by Matt213141 June 22, 2009

Carson

Says he was only weird in 6th grade but that's a total lie. #weirdoforlyfe

Oh that guy is total Carson because he's always hitting on 8th graders

by JJ Abe December 19, 2017

Carson Walker

A kid who can't do shit. He also is an emo. He like his hollister shit and nothing else.

Look it's Carson Walker the evil emo - 2nd graders

by dankshank February 5, 2018

Carson

A dude who is a turd who makes fun of his best friends and who only talks about how edgy and “hip” he is

Ugh, dude, stop being such a Carson! No one wants to hear about Fall Out Boy’s new song!

by TotallyNotBreck August 7, 2018

Carson

A dumb ass nigga faggot who is just naturally a bitch

Carson is such a faggot

by Yeetboy 9000 January 28, 2019

trump the carsonwagon

A person or group who knowingly or unknowingly rides along the carsonwagon. Or the antonym for bandwagon but one level higher.

He had to trump the carsonwagon to one-up him with style.

by hashtagjerry September 23, 2016