Carson Drake

The greatest pro wrestler in sports history

Wow the greatest wrestler in sports history is Carson Drake

by DrakeCB November 23, 2021

Carson

Talks bad about his friends when not around.But will act cool to your face

Especially when it’s your girl he wants

Carson only hear for liquor and his girl

by Black chess peaches November 18, 2023

Carson

GOAT of the soccer ball, like 5'10" or something idk maybe 5'11". His middle name is Eugene.

Carson lebum lebum lebum.

by StillDrawer November 3, 2021

Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition

My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee

by April fools Carson April 1, 2021

Carson

Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.

You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time

by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022

Carson

He is so awesome, he is the best, especially if his last name is Pollock. he is the best a cookie clicker and Zelda. If he is best friends with a guy named Ryan, they are both awesome.he is the best at every thing

things and things, like he is awesome_ that Carson!

by ThFDSWuiiufrt January 14, 2019

Carson

A player!! If he has a girlfriend he will still talk to other girls behind her back. Loves the ladies for sure. They love him too, but find it sooo unattractive that he is so un loyal. That is why he can’t get as many girls. Very sexy tho, and athletic. Usually blonde, blue eyes, average height, and muscley! Has more to his personality that he does not give people a chance to get to know, because he already has a bad reputation for his player ways! Can be sweet at times tho and is a good friend to the boys!

Carson is a PLAYER

by hollaatme April 18, 2020