by dominic cory January 12, 2011
Get the licky condom mug.A girl who seems to have no other purpose in life but to collect spooge; a slutbag with no (other) redeeming features.
by couldn't make this stuff up April 21, 2008
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Candom
• Candombe
• candominium
• condom
• Candyman
• Condomsation
• condomplating
• condomize
• condomplate
• Candor
1. Also known as a trailer or mobile home
2. Can Living
3. This is upscale, luxurious, living for people who think they have status, but really don't. They think living in a candominium is better than a condominium, which they can't afford.
2. Can Living
3. This is upscale, luxurious, living for people who think they have status, but really don't. They think living in a candominium is better than a condominium, which they can't afford.
Mandi: Yeah, I've been painting my formal dining room, formal breakfast nook, formal living area, the den, and the like to my new home in the gated community.
Chad: Are you kidding me? You live in a candominium!
Mandi: Well, I never!?!?!
Chad: You live in a mobile home! It doesn't have that many formal rooms! It's like living in a can!
Chad: Are you kidding me? You live in a candominium!
Mandi: Well, I never!?!?!
Chad: You live in a mobile home! It doesn't have that many formal rooms! It's like living in a can!
by HowlnWolph January 6, 2009
Get the candominium mug.that rubber like thing that people seem to forget about when very intoxicated causing them to wake up in the morning and leave way to quickly. if even making it to the morning
few beers in a club never ends well as you wobble back to an unknown house no one ever mentions the fatal (could be vital) word condom
by dealy March 29, 2009
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by The_Big_Man98 March 28, 2009
Get the Cotton Condom mug.Very common among college students. A flimsy paper plate placed on top of a regular plate in order to benefit from the sturdiness of the ceramic plate and the disposability of the paper plate.
Ari: Here, have some chicken.
Pete: Wait! Don't forget the plate condoms or else we'll have to wash the plates after.
Ari: I know, but it doesn't feel as good when I eat with one.
Pete: Wait! Don't forget the plate condoms or else we'll have to wash the plates after.
Ari: I know, but it doesn't feel as good when I eat with one.
by mellowtico March 31, 2009
Get the Plate Condom mug.When you go to the car wash and they put little plastic bags over your wipers as protection from the "dangers" of the car wash machine.
"aw fuck they put one of them damn wiper condoms on my car again! now I have to not be lazy and go take it off"
by DJ Russly August 3, 2009
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