wtf couple

A "wtf couple" is a couple that causes others to exclaim "what the fuck!" Generally these couples include one attractive partner and one less attractive. Occassionally wtf couples are based on financial gain for the more attractive partner. Sometimes the more attractive partner is also financially stable themselves. This is simply a case of being gross. More information can be found at www.wtfcouples.com

Woody Allen and Soon Yi, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, Celine Dion and her husband, Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood. These are all examples of wtf couples.

by wtfcouple March 20, 2010

unconscious coupling

(n) when you get a little drunk and have sex with someone other than your significant other.

Joe: You got divorced? What happened?

Bill: Unconscious coupling. I got drunk at the office Christmas party and hooked up with Alexa from HR.

by RobinGoodfellow1 May 13, 2014

Craigslist Couple

Definition 1 : The most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to 2 human beings at one time

Definition 2 : A couple that do not go well together

Greg : So how did you guys meet?
Craigslist couple : On craigslist
Greg : ......

Greg : Dude did you see Samantha and Thomas, they were sharing a bagel bite
Bill : Yea, they are such a Craigslist couple

by ThatThreeGuy May 1, 2015

dinky couple

Dual Income No Kids Yet

Tom & Anna are a dinky couple, so can tour the world anytime they want.

by The Good Negotiator December 19, 2015

double couple fuck

Two couples having sex at the same time in the same room.

Bruh let's have a double couple fuck!
What's that?
You'll see ;)

by Saltiest catch June 17, 2017

Ten Couple

When you have a couple where one person is a little bit on the chunkier side and the other is built like a stringbean therefore, when put together, they’d make the number 10.

Why did Claire go for John ? Did she really want to be in a Ten Couple with him

by DJ CEL May 27, 2018

Half-couple

When two people have faithfully submitted themselves to one another, but aren't ready to be in a fully committed relationship yet. Basically, halfway in the couple stage.

Bobbathon: Ayy, whaddup Sammiswa. Are you and Greghora dating?

Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!

by alicethemasterofnekogirls July 14, 2018