Welfare-claws

Fake finger nails, typically longer than 1/2 an inch from fingertips, with large amounts of color varience, or one solid color that starkly contrasts skin tone.

Shandira's welfare-claws are long enough to kill a man.

by AttackonJordan July 7, 2017

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

mandible claw

matthew taking a widowmaker from behind who then gets taken by a road hog

omg that mandible claw was so good last night

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

Lobster Claw.

A woman's vagina when she has syphilis. Smells like fish and red in color.

I was going to perform oral sex on my girlfriend but i noticed she had lobster claw.

by Shagga1 August 23, 2018

Inverted Claw

Where as an individual grasps the scrotum to such an extent to draw the testicles in a downwards path to provoke enjoyment.

Hey bro he gave ya the inverted claw

by Turkey grab January 27, 2019

Ride the claw

When someone is getting fingered by another person with less than five fingers.

Dude! I met a girl last night and she was totally down to Ride the Claw.

by Zappy42 August 31, 2018

semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018