Calcutta Meat Pie

Giving a rim job to a leper.

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.

by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009

calling uncle earl

Throwing up after a night of drinking heavily.

John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.

Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.

John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.

by Daniel81 February 27, 2017

calculusly

sneakingly, strategically, hidden agenda

She calculusly volunteered to do the shorter drive on Saturday so that her friend would have to do the longer drive the next day.

by Franjenn Thunder December 4, 2018

hipster calisthenics

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.

"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."

by phantomg6 March 11, 2013

Titanfall call

When you phone your friend and tell them, "Pilot, your Titan will be ready in two minutes." Then you hang up without speaking anything else. Works better with FaceTime.

Ring Ring

Bro 1: "Hey bro, where you at?"

Bro 2: "Pilot, your Titan will be ready in two minutes."

click

Bro 1: "What? He hung up..."

Bro 3: "That was a Titanfall call man."

by saucyBdog May 18, 2014

Caleb Beast

A person who is named Caleb who has a sexy body, is strong, fit, and gets all the ladies. Also another name for the ancient Roman Pimp God.

"Look at that Caleb Beast bench pressing 3 babes"

by Thecalebbeast May 20, 2009

Calculus

legalized torture

The prisoners at Guantanamo Bay were subject to Calculus.

Subjecting people to Calculus should be considered a crime against humanity.

by nousernameidea October 3, 2013