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ass buffet

a form of suicide, in which one requests a prostitute if one can lick her ass. Easily spreading a Sti, into the victim.
fuck this sucks, i'm getting an ass buffet
by jmack5646 August 4, 2006
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Boffer

A person with tinnitus who gives poor advice about tinnitus and is obsessed with giving habituation platitudes. The word is a reference to Jastreboff, the researcher who started Tinnitus Retraining Therapy, a therapy dedicated to habituation platitudes.
r/tinnitus and facebook are full of boffers. You're not gonna get any good advice there
by MPPpostingplace December 30, 2019
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slut buffet

A chick who is so much of a slut, that theres always enough of her as a guy wants to go around.

A chick who you know does anything sexual to all of her guy "friends" any time she goes out to "the movies" with them.

A chick who will turn tricks (any trick) for money. After all, you do have to pay for a buffet.
Kelly: "Man, that chick always does everything and anything sexual to all of her so-called boyfriends."
Jack: "She's a total slut buffet."

Joe: "I heard that Lisa will do whatever a guy wants her to for a low price."
Mark: "What a slut buffet."
by Pirate_Princess007 September 2, 2010
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minge buffet

The German phrase for a whore party. At the minge buffet, gentleman walk in to find a vast array of females wanting to give them a good fucking.
- Wow, this is a minge buffet and a half. Most of these girls propably don't even have diseases!

- No dinner for me lads, I ate too much at the minge buffet.
by Marc885 July 19, 2006
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buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.
"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."
by Janis June 25, 2004
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Jimmy Buffett

Liked by only frat boys and alcoholic chicks from the south.
Jimmy Buffett needs to stop being this dumb island musician fuck cause he sucks and is even worse when intoxicated. All of his fans are at least 70 years old.
by bong water quenches my thirst January 14, 2011
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Buffet

1 - Everything

2 - All you can eat

3 - every sexual position, performance, option

4 - all the body parts for a sexual act
His favorite past time was visiting the all you can eat buffet.

She enjoyed the all you can eat buffet.

A case of the cranberries limited the all you can eat buffet.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009
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