Jaylen A. Brooks

a person who is sexually attracted to children.

Jaylen A. Brooks is definitely a sex offender.

by Monyooo August 13, 2020

fuck the brook

At Addison trail people use this slur against the school rival Willow Brook

Person: We just lost to the brook.
Person 2: oh yea fuck the brook

by DragonbornMatt September 11, 2016

Dillon Brooks

You are a shit talking NBA player that cant back up his talk

Bro you are such a Dillon Brooks

by Scoobydoopotions May 2, 2023

Darth Brooks

A damn good halloween costume invention which involves a flannel shirt, darth vader mask, and a cowboy hat.

Matty: Hey, Steffi... want the best of both worlds?
Steffi: I already have the best of both worlds
Steffi: Smarts and good looks
Matty: HAHA yeah right. You look like Darth Brooks.

by mattymetro October 7, 2006

Brooking Yourself

When you get turned on, and you touch yourself. Sometimes you get turned on and you can't always depend on someone else. So handle it yourself. As heard on One Tree Hill.

I saw you brooking yourself. It was the weirdest moment of my life.

by Lissie A. April 25, 2006

Mel Brooks

A jew who made "Hitler on Ice" and "Jews in Space", all for comedic purposes of course. ^_^

"Yeah if I were jewish I'd kill him."
-some dumbass in my school

by Dave March 28, 2004

John Brooks

A world renown terrorist that is popular for using various attack methods such as glitter carpet bombing or whacking the shit out of people using of his umbrella of terror which he calls "The Thot Destroyer". He often sustains himself by awakening from a long slumber followed with a screech and the sudden devouring of sheets of paper or metal coins before resuming his long rest. He proclaims to be "A real nigga" and uses it as his justification for causing terror within the state of Maryland.

Person 1: Oh shit, John Brooks is back. I hope he doesn't cause any trouble today
Person 2: He's got his thot destroyer and he's coming right at us! RUN!

by Flarebeboolin May 9, 2019