Donkey Boarding

A variation on water-boarding in which you replace water with urine...from a live donkey.

Achmed was terrified when he heard the clap of the hooves on the cold concrete floor. He had heard the stories about Donkey Boarding but thought they were not true. It was in that moment that he realized he was about to be donkey boarded.

by JamMasterJay June 20, 2010

board

Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.

That guy was grinding and his board snapped and he sacked himself

by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006

boardman

A once upscale and progressive suburb of Youngstown run into the ground by two vindictive idiots posing as elected officials. A place where logic and reason have been completely removed from decisions affecting tens of thousands.

Man, they pulled a boardman on our ass. They told us they were going to widen the road to ease congestion. Instead they took out a lane and planted flowers and trees.

by Pedro1 September 16, 2007

Board Game

A vague way of saying "having sex".

Hey Susan, lets go play some board games upstairs?

by Lousterr August 30, 2014

Flesh Boarding

Indo boarding while simultaneously sexually gratifying yourself with a flesh light.

Considered a taboo sport in most countries.

Sergio just got laid off and is passing the time by perfecting his switch hander cross steps to reach new and exciting levels of flesh boarding pleasure.

by g-town-4-life March 22, 2010

Board Walker

Nickname for fans of the incredible HBO series Boardwalk Empire

Johnny: Boardwalk Empire is the most unpredicatable and most boldly written drama of the century! I am a Board WALKER!!
Dee: Well... our century is rather new...
Johnny: ....and the realism and the truth and the era and the acting... and the CHARACTERS! OMG!
Dee: uh...
Johnny: ...and the authenticity, the unflinching violence....
Dee: zzzzzzzzzzz

by PDXJohnny99 April 13, 2013

Eastern Boarder

A gnarly skate, bike, and/or snowboard shop in New England affiliated with either the Nashua, Worcester, Natick, Leominster, or Danvers.

"Do you ride for Anything?"
"Eastern Boarder for Life"

by Big Dane 603 February 6, 2008