cocktail blocking

Dragging your friend away from a guy to get cocktails, aka cock blocking him (or if your friend does like him you've just cocktail blocked her). Can also be used as a drinking game within a group of girls. The savior must buy the saved a drink.

"Got some drinks I'm cocktail blocking him from her"

by purple-monkies May 6, 2013

Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.

John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...

by Guessimist September 10, 2015

hotline blinging

Putting your thumb on a girl's clit and your pinky in the girl's asshole so your hand looks like a phone and then shaking your had vigorously in a "surfs up dude" style

"Dude! I took this girl home last night and for a while we were just making out and then we started hotline blinging"

"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."

by Jaybird1201 August 6, 2016

mogul blocking

is a slang term for an action, intentional or not, that serves to prevent someone from reaching their full potential and goals to being well compensated. Such behavior is often motivated by greed, jealousy, competitiveness, or pettiness, although it is sometimes accidental. A mogulblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction usually for his/her own gain.

Hey if Bill's not slacking off on the clock, he's turning our customers to the competition! I've had it with his mogul blocking ass!

Dude if you don't like my merch, that's cool but why throw dirt on my name and block my mogul???

You: I'm getting peeled by my ex-wife and her lawyer!
Me: Wow what a mogulblocker!

by Airtight June 10, 2016

Doc Blocking

When a patient with chronic illnesses/rare diseases are refused treatment or diagnostic services due to ignorant doctors.

I need IV infusions but my cardiologist is doc blocking me.

by eppiebreene May 19, 2016

Eye Blocking

When you see a girl with real nice assets but her boyfriend blocks your view of her.

"Nigga You See That! Trent is Eye Blocking Me From Seeing His Girls's Ass.

by JackTheJobber March 8, 2017

Steven Blockinger

Steven Blockinger is a breed of man with a warm heart and an enormous reproductive appendage.

I need a REAL Steven Blockinger to stretch me out.

by Thedangler602 May 6, 2017