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Mr blades

Some old guy at our school who likes to talk about how we’re all gonna be failures at life
His other most notorious act is putting the entire 8th grade in detention
Mr Blades: you’re all gonna be failures in life
(Nolan proceeds to flip off Mr Blades)
by Incest McButtfuck November 27, 2017
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Blade eater

1. A person who likes to suck d*ick just for fun, not necessarily for gay reasons.

2. Someone who's always fucking around doing whatever comes to mind.
I don't like joining my friends Discord server, there's so many blade eaters lately.
by Larry Capucha March 24, 2023
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Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.
"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"
by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020
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Blade II (2002)

Blade II is a 2002 American vampire superhero action film based on the fictional Marvel Comics character Blade. It is the sequel of the first film and the second part of the Blade film series. It was written by David S. Goyer, who also wrote the previous film. Guillermo del Toro was signed in to direct, and Wesley Snipes returned as the lead character and producer.
The film follows the dhampir Blade in his continuing effort to protect humans from vampires.
Blade II (2002) Facts:

1.Donnie Yen, a martial arts star who plays a member of the Bloodpack (Snowman,) was also the film's fight choreographer.

2.David S. Goyer's original idea was to use Morbius as a primary villain, but Marvel decided they wanted to retain the rights to make an entirely separate franchise out of Morbius - i.e. a Morbius film, so the story was changed slightly and Jared Nomak was created to be used as the primary villain instead.

3.The phrase "a man without fear" is used in this film. This is another Marvel comic book reference, to Daredevil.

4.Pop icon Michael Jackson was originally going to have a cameo in the "House of Pain" sequence as a "Vampire Pimp" that Nyssa encounters as she searches the upstairs hall. Jackson had to drop out due to scheduling conflicts and the part was played by a Czech actor. The sequence was ultimately cut out entirely for pacing reasons.

5.During the fight with Nomak in the church part of the House of Pain, the stain glass wind is a replica of Dr. Strange's (another Marvel character who battles the occult) medallion, the magical Eye of Agamotto.

6.When Scud is introduced, he quips; "...The Dark Knight Returns." Goyer would go on to co-write with Nolan, the Batman Trilogy.

7.Wesley Snipes: (Sun Tzu) Snipes' quoting of Sun Tzu - "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer," follows references to the works of Sun Tzu in many other Snipes movies including Passenger 57, Rising Sun and The Art of War.
by The Centurion May 15, 2013
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Blade Master

A 2GR-FE V6 powered version of the Auris hatchback, sold exclusively in Japan
Apparently cramming a big engine in a small car makes it hard to work on
by copen_mechanism September 13, 2021
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Blade

A tall, handsome, unable-to-die person from Honkai: Star Rail who will answer you with a sword if you call him "Bladie." He's a Wind Destruction DPS character who is trying to find a way to die (because being immortal sucks), and also "cleanse sins." This character abundantly features the Red Spider Lily in his design and animations.
I lost my 50/50, so I spent another $150 just to get Blade
by coldmail September 8, 2023
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blaDE

A self proclaimed generic pleb, who thinks he is a pandit at getting back at people. In reality, he is just a basic dood who is most famous for his excellence at, well nothing really. He is found lurking in pepegas discord channel, posting shit comments and giggles to himself thinking he is owning everyone.
Random guy 1: what's your biggest fear in life?
Random guy 2: that I might end up as blaDE
by cuntmungdar November 4, 2020
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