Beer Goggles

Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer.

"What? You fancy that!?! You must be wearing beer goggles".

by garthy July 8, 2006

2 beer queer

Someone who acts drunk after consuming very little alcohol

Koniell is a 2 beer queer , "can i lay Erin"

by dereno February 16, 2007

beer

what men need to function daily

Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going

by daman65 December 11, 2003

Tits and Beer

The two greatest things in life.

Thats the tits and beer of things!

by bac292 March 20, 2008

beer hand

In Texas hold'em poker, having 2-7 offsuit in the hole, although some consider the 2-7 suited to be a beer hand as well. So-called because when dealt, it's "time for a beer."

Some donkey cracked my pocket rockets with the beer hand last Sunday. I was so pissed off.

by Patrick Templeton June 17, 2008

Beer Pong Troll

The person who doesn't make a shot the entire game. They are then forced to sit under the table and be made fun of until the next game is over.

Many pictures should be taken.

Holy shit you suck! How could you not make one shot during a whole game of beer pong. Get under the table you beer pong troll!

HEY EVERYONE THIS LOSER JUST GOT TROLLED!

by NeverBeenTrolled March 17, 2009

Beer's Law

Studying for a test or doing homework while beer is involved, making difficult classes such as physical chemistry more bearable. Classes involved can be any class that is deemed difficult.

Also can be referred to as A = ebc, which is the real Beer's law used in chemistry, where A is absorbance, e is the extinction coefficient, b is the path length, and c is the concentration.

It is useful to use this definition to indicate beer is involved in public places where it is not appropriate to speak of such things.

Person A : Hey man you do that p. chem homework last night?

Person B: Naw man, i'ma hit it up tonight with my buddies using Beer's law, u game?

by Vack March 4, 2010